Meghan

(To Kris...after he offered her fiber to maintain a healthy digestive system)..."I thought about you when I pooed today."

Katie

It makes you want to run around and yell. (describing cranberry wine)

Bill

If I die, kill a cow for me. (after eating a pepper possibly tainted with raw beef)

Mitchell's Quotes

I'll have some coffee...without the -fee. (discussing how customers drive away w/o paying at Sbux)
Cat's all time favorite of Mitchell's: It's amazing what you can do with a lot of slaves.

Kris

I think you're closer to the fire than my hot dog is. (Kris to Catherine while camping on a cold night)

Amber

I'm a control freak...not in recovery.

Rhonda's Quotes

Poor Kris, he shouldn't sleep in public. Everyone makes fun of him.
Mosquitoes ruin my life!
I think I'm a little controlling. (Amber erupts into uncontrolled laughter)

Nolan's Quotes

Sounds like thunder! (after burping)
Does Sascha have a penis? Noooooooo
Push out the stone Katie! (wanting Katie to spit a cherry pit into the water)
Wow! That's a big helehopter.
That's orange Mama. (looking at a female GI Joe in an orange jump suit)
Excuse me miss Opa... (when wanting something from Opa)