Meghan

I don't know what's wrong with me!

Catherine

• Sleeping till noon. It's way better than doing drugs.
• Sharing is painfully obligatory and oppressive.

Nolan

Nolan said this at dinner in San Fransisco: I'm feeling a little bit sad. I need to go on the train. The train makes me feel better. The train is happy.

Kris

Kris contemplating Ayja: I bet she likes having parents.

Amber

• So, like, if we want to do that, we should, like, remember.
• I love foreigners. Now I love Vietnamese people because they have pocky.
• Amber to Ayja: Oh, did he step on your face? Nolan, say you're sorry.

Dysfunctional?

KRIS: "You just hurt your husband. How does that make you feel?"
CATHERINE: "Good inside!"

If you make a pie, where would you put it? (Grandma Bunny when she couldn't find her pie)

Don't you just want to play with those balls!? (Amber. Do you want to explain what you meant by that?)

Well THIS trip is ruined. (Cat after Kris hit Meggie in the eye with a slush ball)

I tried to look as innocent as I could but I don't think it worked. (Meghan after letting one go in the weight room)

There's something to be said about my own flesh and blood. (Kris' thoughts on adoption)

That is a great closet to put kids in, I'm going to have to remember that (Tabitha, aka. "Pizza")

I don't shave my carrots either. (Catherine)

Liberals would never own a gun store. (Kris)

I do scoff at some of the things you do. (Amber)

I don't want them in my room but I'll put them in the closet. (Tabitha's thoughts on children. She's going to make such a great mom!)

Rhonda, shoot it like a terrorist. (Kurt)

They need to notch it up a step. (Mitchell)

But wouldn't you agree that I'm right most of the time? (Catherine)

I don't know what you just said, but the answer is no! (Amber to Ayja)