Don't you just want to play with those balls!? (Amber. Do you want to explain what you meant by that?)

Well THIS trip is ruined. (Cat after Kris hit Meggie in the eye with a slush ball)

I tried to look as innocent as I could but I don't think it worked. (Meghan after letting one go in the weight room)

There's something to be said about my own flesh and blood. (Kris' thoughts on adoption)

That is a great closet to put kids in, I'm going to have to remember that (Tabitha, aka. "Pizza")

I don't shave my carrots either. (Catherine)

Liberals would never own a gun store. (Kris)